Cigarettes

How do they keep the little guys off of these suckers? I've heard they're trying to get legislation passed to ban cigarette vending machines because they make for easy access to cigarettes for children. Lucky Strikes in the lower right hand corner go for about 3.20$

Also, according to Ping Mag (and this photographic evidence) somewhere in Japan they have American Spirit vending machines. I want to find one.

Also, also...

Hahaha, I think everyone's heard of this by now, though. It's a gatorade type drink--therefore, something you drink when you sweat. It tastes basically the same.