fuck yes

Below the thunders of the upper deep;
Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea,
His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee
About his shadowy sides: above him swell
Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;
And far away into the sickly light,
From many a wondrous grot and secret cell
Unnumbered and enormous polypi
Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.
There hath he lain for ages and will lie
Battening upon huge sea-worms in his sleep,
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.

Fancy car of the day

06 Rolls Royce

Dude could only speak Cantonese. I'm sure he doesn't care since he has one of these.

Proud of my food making skillz! Puttin' everyone at work to shame!

Imminent(?) superb Valentine's Dinner here!

Tryin' my hardest y'all.

don't rock 'n' roll too much, kids.

WANT

What? ALISON is evolving!

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Your ALISON (lvl. 22) evolved into an ALISANDROID (adult version)!

god bless the people at planned parenthood by the nelson atkins museum. they made my day. and no it's not what you're thinking. i was just in a horrible mood and nice people make all the difference.

In the last month my father has told me:

A. I should buy a car.

B. I should write a legal will. Like the one with a lawyer and everything.

I think I'll pass for now. Thanks though, Dad.

ここまで嬉しくない。

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photos of snow in Beijing! courtesy of my friend Tian.

きれいでしょう?

whoa

Nice record label name

２０１０年の希望は日本は戻りたい～